Zacharius Movie - the seguel:
TORNIO VERY ANGRY BOYS -

Directed by Renny Harlin

The long awaited seguel to a box-office blast "Zacharius Movie" is due to hit the theatres round the globe in Juhannus. The first movie concentrated on the Libanon -era Zacharius, but this time the plot takes you through the hazy days, when handsome hellraiser of Romuperä, Janne Mahtlin took over the banging of the motherfucking drumz.

The allstar cast includes some of the hottest faces of our times:

GERARD DEPARDIEU as Janne Mathlin

Matilainen is often described as a Countess of Raahe, so who would be more ballbreaking tramp to play this goodsmelling fella than Jerry Depardieu. Gerard had to phone Janne's mate Ilkko, and ask more about Janne's behaviour. Ilkko told him to fuck off.
JON BONGIOVI as Jussi Sivonen

Bon J' is wellknown for being a dedicated Zacharius fan, in many occasions wishing that he could write songs like I Used To Travel & Radioactive. So he gets a chance to strum a song or two in this film as Jouko "Jussi" Sivonen.
ANTONIO BANDERAS as Tommi Södö

A mexican faggot of Kiiminki, Tommi Soedoe, strikes to some as Zorro of Pop. Lately Andy Bandy has been seen horsebackriding in Oulu while searching for the inner spirit of bazz master Tommy Eteläsaari, who is in constant turmoil with his addiction to HK's Blue.
WARWICK DAVIS as Ossian Marttala

Otu was not pleased when Danny De Vito portrayed him as not too mukava fellow in the previous film, so Warvick Davis takes a chance to set the record straight. Davis, pictured above in the launch party of Zacharius World Tour "Levyraadin Parissa", threatens to kill every fucking journalist writing shit about the Zax.

CARL "CARLS" WEATHERS as Jukka Putkinen & SLY STALLONE as Pentti Amore

Putkinen and Amore has a habit of beating the shit out of each other, so couple of stars from the previous film was also asked to do the seguel. Eventhough Weathers thinks that his not "black enough" to get in to to groove Pukovskis dirty habits.

Stallone was happy to get the role of Pena again: "Rocky, Rambo, Pena. There are not many godlike creatures in this world. I am the end!" said bedazzled Sly about his performance
TELLY SAVALAS as Kari "Carrie" Södö

The keeper of the Tuira Hilton Hotel and a brotherly Mr.Miagi for Tommi Södö. Telly takes off his shirt one more time as Kari, the hottest kuvataiteilija in the precinct.

JACK BLACK as Lebu Tsernobyl aka Walter Suominen

The Suomisoul - rebel Suominen is again portrayed by Jack Black. Struggling with his addiction to Gotler, this lifelong mistress of Pena, is once again saving the day with Yli-IInhimmilliset ninja skills.

PAUL KAYE as Mikko Manninen

Mikko "the money" Manninen is portrayed by gorgeus Paul Kaye. Kaye took few courses from Mikko himself to get into the groove of music business. They calculated fishes on a cool sunny morning by the riverside. Then Mikko threw a tantrum and pushed a telly out of the window of their Hotel. "Wow, what an enthusiasm!" Paul later said about Mikkos behaviour.

BRIAN JONES as Tero Sundell

Brian is back, and his back with the beat in his butt, as the king of pongo Tero Sundell. Terppa made a brief stint as Zax-drummer on a northern tour, when Matilainen was jailed in the swedish theatre. The tour included one of the highlights of the bands career, The Kalajoen Kultakala Show.
JOHN CANDY as Lassi "Läski" Piipponen

The movie had to include the insane trip to Lojo, where Läski Piipponen stepped in for drumming, while Matilainen was still in swedish theatre. Läski is so fat that John had to eat more Candy to physically fill Piipponen's shoes.
DANNY GLOVER as Esa Salonen

Esa "the wall" Salonen is another homeboy from Keminmaa. A member of Putkinen-Weathers - fishingmafia. Glover has a gift of possessing the fire, and speaking in tongues so he will have no trouble in making food in the shower the Keminmaa -style.ROY WOOD as Riku Rousu

The Rockroll Rebel Riku Rousu is played by Roy Wood. The highlights of the movie is the scene where Morley - fellas crash Rikus daddy's car, and Riku is crying like a baby by the roadside, while the others lick his wounds in a kinda sexy way.JARI PÄÄKKÖ as Alexandros Karoutsos

The Neal Smith of Isko was chosen to play Aldyw, the george of the urban jungle and the sexy greek god of hyvä meininki. "Hair and charisma, the main ingredients for emäntä's to start herumaan." Jari said before passing out on a table in Nelivitosen keskikerros. The releasing of the movie was delayed for the rehab of Jari Pääkkö. "I love delay" commented Jussi Sivonen

CAST UPDATE 26.06.08!!!!
ROBERT DE NIRO as Timo "Tööve" Käsmä

De Niro takes the task of playing couple of Zero Nine guitar licks with "The Bull", as Tööve, the charismatic guitarhero from Heinäpää. Well equipped on stage and in bed, Tööve is well known for his hospitality after an exhausting recording session. "When all else fails, you can allways call Tööve and say, Keitäkkö kahvit?" -Pentti is quoted on Hustlers latest christmas special.MICHAEL LANDON as Tommi Lantto

A distant cousin of Tommi, Michael Landon is happy to get the role of the festival-mogul Lantto. Landon has been in downward spiral since the last episode of Pieni Talo Preerialla, so the casting for the Zax-film was appreciated by Mikey L. People tend to think that Landons are immigrants from Finland, but its the opposite. In fact, Tommi Lantto is an immigrant from America,(originally Tanya Landon from Oklahoma) who found his home in Ylitornio, after a numerous attempts to gain nationality from such countries as Checkoslovakia, Ireland and recently South-Korea. RODNEY DANGERFIELD as Arska

Rodney Dangerfield makes a jawdropping performance as Arska Tiainen, the punk-mogul from Lahti-city. Dangerfield rented a single-apartment from Lahti and stayed awake for thirteen days before shooting his scenes. The scenes included high speeding with a small Peugeot and hanging around in strip joints. After the film was finished Rodney stated that "I dont wanna be me anymore, my only aspiration in this life is to be Arska", before he burst into tears, and nearly drowned a family with his tears.

JIMMY NAIL as Toni Ritonen

The Booking Agent Toni Ritonen gets a cool treatment from Jimmy Nail, the singing actor from England. Jimmy knows a good deal what goes on on the road, so filling the shoes of Ritolation, is smooth for Jay-Nale. Jimmy even took few courses at Kauniaisen Humak, so he has a good insight to Ritonen's fucked up brain.

THE CAST OF AUF WIEDRSCHEN, PET! as Underwater Sleeping Society
(clockwise fom top: Pat Roach as Jussi Hietala, Jimmy Nail as booking agent Toni Ritonen, Gary Holton as Tomi Tiittanen, Chris Fairbank as Matti Olavi Töyli, Timothy Spall as Olli Varis, Tim Healy as Okko Nieminen & Kevin Whateley as Sampo Fagerlund)

The fellowband UWSSOC is played by the beautiful cast of Auf Wiederschen, Pet! The film includes a trip to Kajaani with summertires when UWSSOC wasn't even fully recovered from their Moscow-Kemi Tour. Tim Healy lost a few pounds to fill Okkos pipo, and the whole group rehearsed "Silence teaches you how to sing" for an explosing performance in Kajaanin Kalpea Kukko.